Whenever I hear it, I think “How in the world did he come up with that?” Why would anyone be so gullible as to believe some of the crazy things they hear about me?

“We are not supposed to live like unsaved people in this present age.”

“Along with an oppressive feeling, the enemy was trying to feed me thoughts that nothing was going to turn out right or in our favor.”

“Jesus has a kind and good disposition toward you. “

“Eternal life is not living forever.”

“Often, I see people who are frustrated and disgruntled over the challenges they face in life.”

“The looks on their faces when I make this announcement is often quite comical.”

“…when he passes me in the hallway will say, “Chaplain, give me a chicken wing.”

“We weren’t many weeks into the Bible study when I miscarried the baby I was carrying.”